| It's official: Mike Tyson is a dirty ho. |
[Aug. 5th, 2005|12:18 am] |
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I'm not sure if the world can handle a Mike Tyson-Jenna Jameson Porno (I know I can't), but apparently negotiations are underway for the film debut of his purportedly massive penis at work.
Of course, if it's anything like his famous bout with leonard spinks, it'll all be over in 91 seconds or less :p
I think the only other person who would want this video to be made must be R. Kelly, because then everyone would forget all about his ghetto tape with underage kids and he would more than happy to relinquish the title of "The freakiest thug ever caught on tape" to Tyson.
Edit: As a convicted sex offender, can Tyson even legally do this? |
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I am way too much of a chicken to click on that second link.
haha. it's worksafe! i swear! it's a transcript of a snl skit.
i wouldn't hide nsfw links like that, honestly.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/6249915/135524) | From: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2) teedz
2005-08-05 05:21 pm (UTC)
Well, if there's one thing we know... | (Link)
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...considering Tyson's voice, it certainly won't be called "Deep Throat II"
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/60606465/57869) | From: spampy
2005-08-05 09:48 pm (UTC)
Re: Well, if there's one thing we know... | (Link)
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hahah! true
omfg, that might be the scariest thing EVAR. oh no, wait, didn't chyna do pr0n? | |
